If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Even my vagina gasped.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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