I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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