ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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