had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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