how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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