I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.