umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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