Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
i think im in europe. pls send help
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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