You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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