She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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