It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so that wasnt chicken after all
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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