his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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