you win again, gameday.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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