dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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