drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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