i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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