Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize