Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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