So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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