I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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