I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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