Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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