IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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