fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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