next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
