so explain again why im purple
no
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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