She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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