TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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