halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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