im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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