His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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