That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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