His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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