I think i peed on brittanys purse
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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