Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My feet surprised me
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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