I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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