I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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