i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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