Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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