Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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