Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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