You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
