Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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