she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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