I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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