i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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