im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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