Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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