in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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