THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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