Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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