No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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