She announced her abortion via fbk
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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