I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.