i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on