Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(775): View more from Nevada

just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.

(404): View more from Georgia

you should get a family discount.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it

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(347): View more from New York

GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES

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(314): View more from Missouri

CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED

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Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.

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(660): View more from Missouri

I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!

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(931): View more from Tennessee

He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob

(1-931): View more from Tennessee

Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic

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I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.

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