What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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