Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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